You don't really want to see this. If you look you won't be able to erase it. It's after the jump. You were warned...
It's the Ted Haggard family in a hot tub! Look away! Look away!
The jail bait in the purple bikini is daughter Christy, who's actually of legal age and is ambiguously gay-friendly. Smart girl. Somebody's got to keep her tresses platinum. The guy in the right foreground with the forelock who looks like Ted is son Alex who is the only one with the grace to look appalled at this spectacle.
I will never buy GQ again.