Rangers Advance to World Series

OMFG, people, the Texas Rangers just beat the Yankees in some bizarre algorithm of playoff wins and losses to clinch a spot at the World Series.  Don't ask me how it all works, all I know is the World Series will be played right here in Dallas.  OK, Arlington, but close enough. 

The Rangers have never even been to the playoffs!  The Yankees pay their worst player more than the entire defense budget of France, yet the poor, provincial Rangers beat them. 

Just in case you're thinking I've become some sort of sports nut, I didn't watch the game tonight.  Instead, I went to a production of the Pet Shop Boys musical, Closer to Heaven.  Somehow, I found shirtless guys dancing to Pet Shop Boys music more interesting than a baseball game.