The Apocalypse is Coming to Dallas

Get ready boys, the Gay Housewives are coming to Dallas!  And LA!  Logo's sign of the End Times, The A List, is apparently such a hit that the network's programming brain trust is planning spin-offs for Dallas and LA.  The consensus on the gay interwebs seems to be Dallas?  Really?  Why Dallas?  Are you people kidding me?  Dallas is perfect for this!  Dallas invented conspicuous consumption!  This is the birthplace of Neiman Marcus and Mary Kay and Lucy Ewing and the frozen margarita!  No place can do shallow and pretty like Dallas can do shallow and pretty, and for Dallas gays, shallow and pretty is turned up to 11.  I'm surprised it took Logo so long to figure this out.

Here's the casting notice: 

Are you a Dallas mo?  Are you painfully chic?  Have you never read a book in your life?  Do you not understand why I asked that question?  Is your brain as wrinkle-free as your face?  Do you have a charge account at Barney's?  Would you blow the cute Barney's clerk for a discount but refuse to be seen with him in public because he's a counter queen?  Then here is your opportunity for fame! 

I can think of several guys I've dated who would be perfect for this shit. 

By the way, if you haven't been reading Tom and Lorenzo's hilarious recaps of each A List episode, you should.  LC  NY Bureau Chief Doug sends me each update.