Newty Newt is Running

Presumably he'll call a moratorium on committing adultery with his secretaries for the duration of the race.

Trump Tanks

Ratings for Donald Trump's Sunday night 3-hour mega-episode of Celebrity Apprentice were down 23%.  23%!  What was the highest rated show of the night?  60 Minutes, featuring an interview with President Obama.  The Donald will rue the day he stepped out of his league to take on Obama.